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cold smoker anthem - thatredhoodedguy lyrics

hi kids!
do you like frostbite?
wanna watch me stand outside half*naked like an idiot at sunrise?
yeah… me too

i stumble out the door wearin’ shorts in a blizzard
neighbors lookin’ at me like, “bro’s a lizard.”
my nipples harder than college math quizzes
but i’m puffin’ on a cig like “mind ya business.”

got a hoodie on my head, not my chest — that’s dumb
but i ain’t tryin’ to freeze my brain — i already lost some
snow up to my ankles, coffee burnin’ my tongue
lookin’ like a crackhead eskimo tryna feel young

i’m shiverin’, quiverin’, t**th clackin’ like a drumline
cigarette hangin’ off my lip like a drunk punchline
i cough once — sound like a fiat tryin’ to start
but that first head rush? man, it warms my heart

i know i look stupid — that’s part of the charm
neighbors clutchin’ their kids like i might cause harm
relax karen — i’m just cold, nicotine, and pure vibes
if i wanted attention i’d go inside and live my life

yeah, i’m outside, freezin’, lookin’ like a clown
shorts on, hoodie up, snowflakes fallin’ down
hot coffee burnin’ hands, cigarette in my mouth
call me dumb —
i don’t care, that’s what fiends are about
yeah, laugh all you want, i ain’t changin’ my fit
if comfort had rules?
well… i ain’t followin’ s***

look at me —
i’m the definition of “bad decisions in the winter,”
body temperature droppin’ like a busted printer
my legs purple like they backstage at blue man group
but this cig hittin’ heavy like alphabet soup

old lady next door said, “boy, you gon’ catch death!”
lady, i been catchin’ l’s — i could use a new breath
i’m different —
i drink coffee so hot it could melt drywall
then stand outside in shorts like i’m five feet tall

i take a drag, exhale — steam and smoke mixin’
look like a dragon whose wi*fi stopped kickin’
car drivers slow down like “this dude needs help,”
nah bro — i need heat, nicotine, and maybe a belt

but till then?
i’ll be chillin’ in the snow lookin’ broke and bold
fingers numb, whole body feels like 90 years old
but i’ll do it again tomorrow, ‘cause that’s my vibe
a certified morning menace with frostbite pride
yeah, i’m outside, freezin’, lookin’ like a clown
shorts on, hoodie up, snowflakes fallin’ down
hot coffee burnin’ hands, cigarette in my mouth
call me dumb —
i don’t care, that’s what fiends are about

yeah, laugh all you want, i ain’t changin’ my fit
if comfort had rules?
well… i ain’t followin’ s***

snowstorm warning?
good
more privacy for my morning cig

yeah…
science can’t explain me
doctors fear me
my legs hate me

but nicotine loves me
and that’s enough

- thatredhoodedguy lyrics

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