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old maid - the big bopper lyrics

well, i’ll tell you a story of a burglar man
he*a went to rob a house, huh
he raised up the window and in he crept
just as softly as a mouse, huh
a*thinkin’ of the money he was goin’ to rob*a
as under the bed he lay*a
that cat sure saw a sight that night
that made his hair turn gray
heh*ha*ha*ha*ha*ha*ha*ha*ha*ha*ha*ha

about nine o’clock, an old maid came in*a
ha, “i’m awfully tired”, she said, heh*heh
thinkin’ that everything was alright
she forgot to look under the bed*a
a*well, she pulled out her t**th, her big glass eye
the hair right off of her head, huh
that chick was comin’ all apart, heh*ha*ha
the burglar had ’bout nineteen fits
and he came from under the bed*a

ha*ha*ha*ha*ha*ha
what a mess

well*a, from under the bed*a, the burglar came*a
he was a total wreck*a
the old maid, she didn’t holler at all
she just grabbed him ’round the neck
and from her drawer, a revolver she drew*a
to the burglar man, she said*a
“young man, if you don’t kiss me now
i’ll blow off the top of your head”, ah*ha*ha*ha
a*well, he looked at her t**th*a, her big glass eye
he had no place to scoot*a
he said to the old lady standin’ there
“woman, for the lord’s sake*a
woman, for the lord’s sake
woman, go ahead and shoot”

- the big bopper lyrics

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