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fundamentalist cleaning - the cat and mouse band lyrics

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it’s a question of morals
said the betterware man, today
still, i’ve really no use for any
dust pans, brooms or polish spray

but if you’d like to call next year
maybe we can do a deal
[?] shakespeare’s household cleaner
gives your product literary appeal

then on cold, dark evenings
i’ll be warm in the glow
an appliance that can clean
where no broom can go

you can visit every sunday
we’ll explore your suitcase
you’ll show me the secret corridor
that leads to an even cleaner place

and if the avon lady calls, round
we’ll tie her up with household string
and the cable from the doorbell
no more interruptions from avon calling

we’ll convert the avon lady
to fundamental cleaning ideals
and sell her several addis mops
proceeds to third*world cleaning appeals
it’s the question of questions
it’s causing me such pain
can i live for the rest of my life
without something useful to clean the drain?

could i face the bathroom
knowing that i didn’t buy
many plastic implements
to keep my toothbrush dry?

i put it to the betterware man
but he really couldn’t say
for while i tickled mrs. avon
he just slipped away

- the cat and mouse band lyrics

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