the creams are going to kill me - the cat and mouse band lyrics

the creams are gonna k!ll me
and they say it’s too good for me
i couldn’t help doing what i did
to the master tapes in the garden shed
martin watched me, he didn’t stop me
i suspect that he’s an audiophile, too

it seemed the kindest thing to do
’cause if the world heard what we’d done
they would’ve cried at radio one
and my blossoming musical career
you remember me from jesus couldn’t drum
would’ve ended before it begun