maybe that's god - the cooties lyrics
[verse 1]
there’s a guy who works in a factory
buildin’ racecar beds on an assembly line
he’s got a wife and a daughter and a baby on the way
a farm and a tractor and a chevrolet
in the driveway
on his way downstairs for a midnight snack
he’s still half*asleep
on the floor there’s a slinky
so he trips and he falls and he tumbles down the stairs
but he lands on the dog who was layin’ right there
[climb]
then he looks into his big hound’s eyes
then up to the kentucky skies
and he thinks
[chorus]
maybe that’s god!
maybe my dog is god
i mean dog spelled backwards is god can you beliеve it
i just been saved by a canine jеsus
maybe my dog is god
maybe that’s god!
[verse 2]
a couple’s on their honeymoon soaking up australia
on a big; snorkel trip; in the great; barrier reef
and they’re way out on their own when they see a manta ray
and it’s comin’ right for ’em so they start to pray
then out of nowhere here comes a big shark
and he tears that manta*ray apart
[climb]
so they look into that big shark’s eyes
and then up to the aussie skies
and they think
[chorus]
maybe that’s god
maybe that shark is god
i mean shark spelled backwards is krahs, can you believe it
i just been saved by a great white jesus
maybe that shark is god
maybe that’s god
[break]
a sequoia tree, a baby’s smile
the hatching of a newborn crocodile
a secret garden, the alaskan sunset
getting a handjob in your uncle’s corvette
a sweet dessert after the kid rock concert
when you leave hot topic with the perfect tee*shirt
[verse 3]
girl walking down the street when she stops and sees a homeless man begging at her feet
so she gives him a buck or three
and as she walks away, she hears the bum say thank god
[climb]
and she thinks
oh she thinks
[chorus]
maybe i’m god
maybe i’m f*cking god
i’ve always felt special
my mom she used to tell me
i’ve always been good at predicting the weather
i mean a baby’s just a baby and a tree’s just a tree
kid rock is amazing but he ain’t no deity
i’m pretty much god
maybe i’m g*o*o*o*o*d
a*a*a*me*n*n
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