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my dick is too hot - the creepy assholes lyrics

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one, two, three, four

“where’s all my homies at?”

(uh*oh uh*oh)

i was sitting on a bench
eating me, some toblerone
when this fly honeysuckle
sashayed by me
and gave my crotch a bone

(oh, no oh)

she axed me
if i wanted to sample
her l*sty lips

i told her, yes indeed
but first i’d like to twist
her sultry nips

(oh yes)

oh sh*t
but guess what happened next
we went to her place
to do her chest
she wanted me
to plunge her hairy trеnch
but my dong was on fire!
i didn’t want to melt her flеsh

[chorus]
my d*ck is so hot
(his d*ck is so hot)
i really want to bone her
my d*ck is too hot
(his d*ck is too hot)
i wanna rock my crown up in her
my d*ck is too hot
(his d*ck is too hot)
how can i get a handle on this?
my d*ck is too hot
(his d*ck is too hot)
well, i guess i’ll throw cold water on it

this sh*t is soothing
cold waters on my d*ck

(oh, uh oh)

my lady got all p*ssed (oh)
and she asked me why
i told her, girl my d*ck is hot
oh, it’s so hot
i would hate to catch her tw*t on fire
she said, “how hot could it be?”
and proceeded to give me, a handy j (oh god!)
and then she screamed (ow!)
her hand melted, then she p**ped on me
and ran away… to my dismay

i really want to do that b*tch
my weiner would have given her
the pleasure twitch

but my stupid weird b*n*r
ruined everything
and now my b*lls are on fire
and they smell like belly b*tton (ew)

[chorus]
my d*ck is so hot
(d*ck is so hot)
so p*ssed i lost that s*xy girl
my d*ck is too hot
(d*ck is too hot)
my poor and lonely 9 inch bone
my d*ck is too hot
(his d*ck is too hott…)
well, at least i got my toblerone
my d*ck is too hot
so, i guess i’ll throw cold water on it (uh ohh)
the waters on my d*ck
and it feels so fresh
not ill (uh oh)
my b*lls look like willem dafoe

come with me
on this pleasure cruise
of enchanted moss

i’m a f*cking creepy assh0l*

- the creepy assholes lyrics

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