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two hens in the boot - the fógues lyrics

[verse 1]
once upon a time a german lady lived in leip
her assonance for failure meant delight he couldn’t help
determined to invest in his collection to complete
get ups, said he, head west with me, there’s birds i want to meet
her yard was off the road, not to far from skibbereen
her stock was quite expensive with some fine exotic breeds
himself did made a purchase, not to waste on the commute
he handed her the cash and left with two hens in his boot

[verse 2]
delighted with his purchase, he decides to celebrate
a walk along the strand and maybe then a bite to ate
turn right in clonakilty [?]
but first check on the hens to see whatever they might need
the hens were quite content in there with water, grain and seed
before they went for food the driver asked to have the keys
they searched the place and every nook and cranny they could root
they got to see i locked them with the hens inside the boot

[verse 3]
the sun was beating down them, but they couldn’t do a tap
the hens were stuck inside there, and they’re all in the flap
the panic and emotion called for calm and expertise
as the hens held all the power in the boot now with the keys
they drafted in mechanics, electricians found the brood
psychics and magicians, paschal sheehy from the news
between the exorcisms and exclusive interviews
they tried to hatch to get the hens out of the boot
[verse 4]
now the finest brains in ireland gathered around the car that day
but would the hens survive at all, they said was hard to say
as time was ticking and the birds’ prognosis looked so bleak
debating the procedures as they sweltered in the heat
lay out your mashed potato, and the carrots and gravy
season them with pepper and prepare a plate for me
for the only fruitful outcome might conceive in this for you
is the two fine roasted chickens that you’ll have then in your boot

[verse 5]
but the knight in shining armour came presenting with the keys
to lead a petrol engine mitsubishi j*panese
when paschal asked the hens how did they feel on their release
[?] for freedom, now we’ll lay our eggs in peace
back home to tipperary then they went at their ease
retired in glenough bed and breakfast with louise
but the fox had other notions when he entered in the coop
such was the gruesome ending for the two hens in the boot

- the fogues lyrics

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