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i shot santa in my underwear - the fools lyrics

you could say that i should have known better
but looking back, it’s easy to point blame
and i don’t look like a g*nius in this story
but i’ll tell you the story just the same

i was upstairs watching magnum on the tv
i had a chicken sandwich in my lap
when i heard somebody walking downstairs in the parlor
i said to myself, “what’s this cr*p?”

i went downstairs to see what was the matter
a 38 revolver in my hand
and as i reached the bottom step, i saw him
a fat little roly*poly man
i yelled out “hey! what gives?” and then he saw me
i thought he swung his bag up at my head
and just like magnum p.i. on the tv
i pulled my gun and shot that sucker dead

i shot santa in my undеrwear
what he was doing therе i’ll never never know
i shot santa in my underwear
right there beneath the roof and mistletoe
he could of been a prowler, he could have been a thief
how was i to know he’d dress up like a big red geek?
i shot santa in my underwear
now christmas time will never be the same

he went down like a sack of old potatoes
he hit the floor, i felt the whole house shake
i came up close to get a better look
and that’s when i realized my mistake

i said, “hey! you’re that santa fellow!”
he nodded once like he was glad i knew
and then he pulled me close to hear his last words
he said, “now it’s all up to you”

i said, “me? what do i know from christmas?”
but it was too late, he had passed away
so now i’m cold and hanging out with reindeers
a skinny little old man and a sleigh
i shot santa in my underwear
what he was doing there i’ll never never know
i shot santa in my underwear
right there beneath the roof and mistletoe
he could of been a prowler, he could have been a thief
how was i to know he’d dress up like a big red geek?
i shot santa in my underwear
now christmas time will never be the same

what am i supposed to do with all this reindeer stuff?
well, i guess i could use it to fertilize the garden

i shot santa in my underwear
now christmas time will never be the same
no, christmas time will never be the same

- the fools lyrics

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