my fart will go on adventure - the great north lyrics

jandon, it’s your aunt alyson and this song is for you

jandon, i don’t know you from a stranger on the street
but i keep on hoping one day we’ll meet
i don’t know what you’re into, is it sports?
or is it trains?
do you like burritos?
or do you love chow mein?
oh, jandon where are you?
you could be anywhere
jandon, who are you?
we haven’t met as far as i’m aware
guess i may never know you
but i hope you get this “best nephew” shirt i stole ya