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gen x had no evidence - the holderness family lyrics

[intro]
yeah, growing up gen x really was the best
we did what we wanted ’cause there was no evidence
there weren’t a lot of cameras to document it all
but we’ll show you what we mean by using our kids’ dolls

[verse 1]
our parents went to be and we got really good
at sneaking out and doing shady stuff in our neighborhood
we only got away with this ridiculousness
’cause there were no ring cameras, there was no evidence
we would prank call adults that we would never see
they couldn’t catch us, no caller id
how were we not arrested? our only defense
if you were gen x there was no evidence

[chorus]
gimme twenty*four pizzas (no evidence)
delivered to my best friend (no evidence)
is your refrigerator running? (no evidence)
ha, you better go catch it (no evidence)

[verse 2]
yeah, we had our own version of find my friends
we would literally walk around and find our friends
we would walk to the house and if they weren’t there
we would walk to the mall but we wouldn’t know where in the mall that they were
but if we were fortuitous we’d run into them outside the orange julius
didn’t have money, but we were never bored
because we’d spent an hour walking around montgomery ward
forgot about that store? it kind of makes sense
’cause when you were gen x, there is no evidence
[chorus]
our dinner was a bunch of free samples (no evidence)
at every food court in the mall (no evidence)
if we didn’t want to walk back home (no evidence)
we would have to make this collect call (no evidence)

[verse 3]
if you would like to make a collect call
please say your name after the beep (beep)
collect calls are expensive, your folks don’t want to pay
but you don’t have to pay because there’s another way
you don’t say your name, you just shout out where you are
so you’re parents can pick you up there
h*llo, you have a collect call from “outside shoney’s”
do you accept the charges? no
honey, go get him, he’s outside shoney’s

[chorus]
we outsmarted the phone companies (no evidence)
we made that call for free (no evidence)
that was a thrill for our whole family (no evidence)
take that at&t (no evidence)

- the holderness family lyrics

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