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ice cream application - the ice-cream guy lyrics

[intro]
yeah
lemme hear that sh*t
ice*cream guy in the house
(bring that beat back)

[verse 1]
i was searching for jobs on indeed.com
when suddenly i found the perfect one
it was an ice*cream scooper at 20$ an hour
with all this money
this opportunity gives me power
they said they’re looking for hardworking and proactive
well sh*t
with my sk!lls i’m easily adaptive
basic math
f*ck that
you better start running
when i come to town my ice*cream will be stunning
“but are you open to clean the floors and sanitize the surfaces?”
not at all but thank you for all of your services
i ain’t got time for sh*t ’cause i’m on my own grind
all these motherf*ckers done lost their mind
when i apply
i’m gonna be the one that’s taking over
they can’t tell the ice*cream guy to keep his composure
you better give me the job and i’ll earn that bank
when it’s all said and i’m done i’m the one you’ll thank ’cause
[chorus]
it’s the ice*cream application
right now you better give it to me
there’s no other situation
to help me earn some of that money

[verse 2]
they ask what kind of sk!lls you bring to the table
well how ’bout all of the sh*t that will start making you sales
take a look at my resume
i’m the best you’ve ever had
my objective is straight
my qualifications are a demand
ice*cream in every corner
i’ll get all the tips
extra cash for this parlor but i ain’t making a split
i’ll run this d*mn business like i run my drip
cookies ‘n’ cream and chocolate chip (oh sh*t)

[chorus]
it’s the ice*cream application
right now you better give it to me
there’s no other situation
to help me earn some of that money

[bridge]
“hey ice*cream guy i don’t think they’re gonna hire you, i mean i think you have the passion but you don’t have the qualifications for this job.”
“what’d you say?”

f*ck
you’re gonna give me this job
i’m gonna be employee of this shop
so stop
with all this bullsh*t and lies
i’m the real owner inside
f*ck
you’re gonna give me this job
i’m gonna be employee of this shop
so stop
with all this bullsh*t and lies
i’m the real owner inside

[chorus]
it’s the ice*cream application
right now you better give it to me
there’s no other situation
to help me earn some of that money
it’s the ice*cream application
right now you better give it to me
there’s no other situation
to help me earn some of that money

- the ice cream guy lyrics

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