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the wigan church of pies - the lancashire hotpots lyrics

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[verse 1]
there’s a church
a church in wigan
where your supper
can set you free
just put your trust
in that old, rugged crust
it’s a church of pie*ontology

[verse 2]
if your stomach
oh, needs salvation
and temptation does you harm
you’ll be done blaspheming
when that steak pudding’s steaming
your communion comes in a barm

[chorus]
praise the lard! (praise the lard!)
it’s the biggest church in wigan
praise the lard! (praise the lard!)
you’re gonna get a big*un
i know the lord has saved me
’cause i’ve been baptized in gravy
at the wigan church of pies
[verse 3]
then at the altar
i saw a miracle
yes, i’m sure
i did, of coursе!
a man from wigan
he praised the pastry
thеn he turned holy water into hp sauce!

[verse 4]
and the heinz
tomato ketchup
it was poured
for you and me
oh, how blessed
is the pound cake
the steak and kidney set me free!

[chorus]
praise the lard! (praise the lard!)
it’s the biggest church in wigan
praise the lard! (praise the lard!)
you’re gonna get a big*un
i know the lord has saved me
’cause i’ve been baptized in gravy
at the wigan church of pies
[verse 5]
this congregation
they found salvation
in what they’re eating
for the tea
joy is now upon them
they got faith in the cheese and onion
for the power of pastry

[verse 6]
if you need saving
from the couscous
get down to wigan
if you’re a sinner
you’ll be in heaven later
give thanks to the meat and potato
hallelujah to the holy dinner

[chorus]
praise the lard! (praise the lard!)
it’s the biggest church in wigan
praise the lard! (praise the lard!)
you’re gonna get a big*un
i know the lord has saved me
’cause i’ve been baptized in gravy
at the wigan church of pies
at the wigan church of pies
at the wigan church of pies
i love pies
pies!
[outro]
to clarify pies

- the lancashire hotpots lyrics

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