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the spongetard song - the "porcelain pal" collective lyrics

[pre*intro]
this is it! the world premiere!
of… the spongetard song
begins in 3! 2! 1!
spongetard
beginning now!
be prepared to enter a world! a r*t*rded world!
all your favorite characters:
spongetard
patrick tard
and… squidtard…
star in the spongetard song!
premiering now..
get ready…
3… 2… 1… go

[intro]
are you ready quiet kids!…
i can’t hear you!…
are you ready mentally challenged kids!
duhuhuhhuhhhkaptain!
ohhhhhh!!!

[verse 1: spongetard]
my name’s spongetard, dai*ai*ai!
at the krusty krab i flip patti!
i live inside a house of fruit
now hear me play my spongеtard flute!
[verse 2: patrick tard]
my name’s patrick , let it bе known!
that i have an extra chromosome!
i go to the special class
and huff fumes of elmer glue gas!

[verse 3: squidtard]
i am squidtard, that’s my name
people think my helmet’s lame
but wearing it is very good
since i love hitting my head on wood!

[chorus: spongetard, patrick tard, squidtard]
spongetard!
patrick tard!
squidtard!
and friends!
ba*ha*ha*ba*ha!

[verse 4: spongetard, patrick tard, squidtard]
my name’s spongetard, dai*ai*ai!
at the krusty krab i flip patti!
i live inside a house of fruit
now hear me play my spongetard flute!

[verse 5: spongetard, squidtard]
sp*sp*spongetard!
squidtard
and friends! and friends! and friends!
[verse 6: pirates]
what do you do with a drunken r*t*rd?
what do you do with a drunken r*t*rd?
what do you do with a drunken r*t*rd?
what do you do with a drunken r*t*rd?
what do you do with a drunken r*t*rd?
what do you do with a drunken r*t*rd?
what do you do with a drunken r*t*rd?
what do you do with a drunken r*t*rd?
yeeaarg!
we are the quiet pirates who sail the special seas!
duh huh huh and a bottle of vaccines!
don’t come three paces east tomorrow!
fire the cannons, in the public school!
yar har har!
this is what ye get for touching me fidget blunderbuss!
yar har har, duh huh huh, yeearrrg…

[outro: rucka rucka ali]
i’m a r*t*rd!

- the porcelain pal collective lyrics

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