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one ball man - the quest lords of the apocalypse lyrics

[chorus 1]
one ball man
one ball man
one ball man

[verse 1]
imagine what it is like to be born with one ball
how can you be a true man with one ball?
how can you compete with full men?
boy, you’re a joke
you don’t have what it takes to keep up with your brothers
so sorry for you, you misshapen thing

[pre*chorus 1]
with one ball, i sired seven sons
with one ball, i stared down the barrel of a gun
with one ball
my one ball
and with one ball, i can do all

[chorus 2]
one ball man
one ball man

[verse 2]
when i was a boy, i told a friend i had one ball
he told all my other friends, and they asked me
and i confessеd, i could not lie, i only had one ball
and i asked if normal b*lls wеre more like spheres or more like eggs
i did not mind their teasing and laughter
[pre*chorus 2]
with one ball, i tamed a redhead
with one ball, i fought the undead
and with one ball
my one ball
and with one ball, i can do all

[chorus 2]
one ball man
one ball man

[verse 3]
how would you like to sit in a high school history class
the only one ball man ever mentioned is hitler
not exactly encouraging, i laugh with them
everyone laugh now, a one ball man
having one ball makes him pathetic

[pre*chorus 3]
with one ball, he unleashed h*ll!
with one ball, into that very pit he fell
with one ball
his one ball
and with one ball, one can do all

[chorus 3]
one ball man
one ball man
one ball man
one ball man

- the quest lords of the apocalypse lyrics

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