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arseholes - the shirehorses lyrics

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i sit alone
with this *rs*hole standing over me
an ugly git stinks of sweat so grey and old

cause i have been told
constipation makes the *rs* explode
and when i’m lying in me bed
looking at his meat spread
wishing i was dead
but im with this areshole instead

and through it all
he has a big erection
he uses contraception
i hope this won’t take long
and his hairy b*lls
he wants me to stroke em
his dangling shrivelled scr*t*m
he wants me to feel
but he can’t make me
i’m with this *rs*hole in bed

when i’m feeling weak and my cods are chilled by his cold feet
and i really hate that
and i know that i’m stuck with this short *rs* tw*t

cause i have been told flagellation
makes the *rs* cheeks glow
and then something grows
and the smell it hits my nose
so i keep my eyes closed
but im with this *rs*hole in bed

and through it all he offered me protection
a rib ticklish selection of condoms on his pr*ng
it’s three inches tall he really is that small
there’s nothing there at all
he’s just not fit
i’d rather f*ck brad pitt
but i’m with this assh0l* instead

go for it son

(guitar solo)

eric cr*pton

and through it all he has a big erection
he uses contraception
i hope this won’t take long
and his hairy b*lls he wants me to stroke em
his dangling shrivelled scr*t*m
he wants me to feel
but he can’t make me
i’m with this *rs*hole in bed

- the shirehorses lyrics

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