welcome to the club - the simpsons lyrics
[verse 1: ursula]
who wants to be a pretty girl
in a fancy dress
when you can be an octopus
who makes a mess
[verse 2: captain hook & prince charming]
that sap prince charming
he’s such a schnook
ladies prefer a man with a hook
not the face! not the face!
thank you
[verse 3: cruella de vil & lisa]
you don’t get an invitation
so create a conflagration
seems a little extreme
[verse 4: ka & bart]
when your brother wrecks your toys
you can slice the heads of boys
cool
[verse 5: lisa, queen of hearts, & ]
but don’t you villains always die?
depressing kid
[chorus: princes]
we are predictable, dull as linen
we seem to kiss unconscious women
same white t**th, same fluffy hair
big strapping chest, but nothing up there
we seem super handsome but here are the facts;
when we come on screen kids leave to get snacks
we’ll screw up the world’s affairs
you stay home and crank out heirs
life with me will not be easy
you’re better off with doc and sneezy
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