a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

a collect call from nowhere - the tommy lasorda experience lyrics

i don’t work hard to get what i want
because i can steal what you worked hard to get
i drink and drive ’cause i want to be
a giant pinball going down the road
i give to the poor so i can have something to steal
i have a college degree and that is why i can’t read or rite
oohhhhh

llike paying taxes
because i don’t want to be able to support my family
it’s not illegal to be a drunk because my leaders are alcoholics
llike paying taxes so they can find out why the earth is not flat
i like to hump sheep and that is why i like americans
yеah!

ohhhhhh
i never get involvеd because it only happens to other people
i never make mistakes because i never do anything
i steal your children’s toys because mine don’t have any to steal
i was molested by six men and their three lawyers helped them
i would never steal from another thief
because they would steal it back from me
it is censorship for anyone
to deny me the right to steal whatever i want
it’s not illegal to be a prostitute ’cause my leaders are wh0res
i have a college degree because they wanted to get rid of me
i am a criminal because i want to be a criminal lawyer

- the tommy lasorda experience lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular