
would you like something hot after dinner? - the tommy lasorda experience lyrics
i’m a friend of the earth, a conservationist true
i preach about water resources in everything i do
but there’s a little secret, a confession to make
my eco*friendly stance is a bit of a fake
cause i don’t shower often, maybe twice a week at best
i use water conservation to put my hygiene to the test
i tell my friends it’s n0ble, a sacrifice i must bear
but really i’m just lazy and there’s cobwebs in my hair
yeah!
did you shower this week?
my roommate will inquire
my answer in the affirmative makes me a liar
i’ll mumble something about droughts
and the polar ice caps
when the truth is i just really don’t feel like taking a bath
i don’t shower often maybe once a week at best
i use water conservation to put my neighbors to the test
i tell people it’s n0ble, a cross i must fear
but really i’m just lazy and there’s chalk dust in my hair
l’ve got the perfect excuse for every single day
i got my water bill, but i forgot to pay
getting in the shower really is a pain
the best i can do is go outside in the rain
cause i don’t shower often, maybe twice a month at best
i use water conservation to put my hygiene to the test
i tell my friends it’s n0ble, a sacrifice i must bear
but really i’m just lazy and there’s s*m*n in my hair
so if you’re in the elevator and there’s a pungent smell
just remember my mission, saving water so well
but keep us at distance, maybe hold your breath a while
i expect my commitment to go on for quite a while
it’s gross, i know
sorry, l’ve done that way too many times
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