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grilling free - the wobertz lyrics

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[intro, talking]
you are here by convicted of first degree hunger

[verse 1]
what have i done who am i now
ate my wife like she came from a cow
and all i’ve got to show for it is prison time i reckon
i can’t believe i even had the nerve to go for seconds

[verse 2]
now i’m in an orange suit doing hard time
i wish that for the stew i added a little lemon and lime
i mean i’m really sad and i can’t live with myself
or maybe some of that tony seas up on the shelf

[verse 3]
eating prison sloppy joe like i’m not a king
maybe next time as a side i can add some wings
only doing 2 weeks here because briskets not a felony
im gonna eat our child next because her name is melanie

[chorus]
oh brisket baby i’m so sad i’m sorry for that dinner i had
if only you had a name then i could remember it in my brain
only reason i’m in prison is tax fraud oh baby isn’t it
ironic how i ate you and they didn’t give a cr*p
[verse 4]
salt and pepper rub so sweet
briskets my favorite cut of meat
can’t believe i get to walk free
for wasting such a delicacy

[verse 5]
only thing that’s on my mind now
is where to get more brisket and how
if only i could resurrect you just to eat you again
and again

[chorus]
oh brisket baby i’m so sad i’m sorry for that dinner i had
if only you had a name then i could remember it in my brain
only reason i’m in prison
is tax fraud oh baby isn’t it
ironic how i ate you and they didn’t give a cr*p (give a cr*p)
i think i’m having a heart attack

[ending, slow]
i’m definitely having a heart attack

- the wobertz lyrics

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