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nka - thefakehashem lyrics

y’all know what rhymes with noura alameeri? gay and breezy, dwarf and sleezy, when she wore that yellow dress and stand next to fouz they remind me of sylvester and tweety, the type of b*tch that used to own p*rn dvds, have her bestie in the bas*m*nt and watch it on her grandma’s crt tv, but now we’re in modern times they’d get into their cinema room and watch it in 3d, you have a face that says i just came back from tahiti, her feet smell like rotten eggs cause when she was thеre she soaked thеm up in seaweed, imma kidnap you they ain’t gonna find you like mubarak alrasheedi, i’m the new jcvd, i’m fast and speedy, hit you with shotokan karate kicks and split you in half so easy, slit your face with a razor blade and mutilate your facial features completely, listen up you gay ass stupid rat, you have some f*ckin elf ears like ben stiller the only way letting people stop roasting you is to hide them with a f*ckin hat, now tell me why you have a hair like that? if you went to america you know what people gonna call you? probably harry potter, when she wanna get a new haircut she ain’t go to hairdressers she calls her barber, she even brag about having armpits hair like madonna’s daughter, i see you doing your best to stop fouz from getting her lover boy cause jealousy is k!lling you you’d do anything to stop her, loving her is a crime so don’t be surprised when i k!ll one of your family members this time cause i’m the real godfather, this b*tch starts her day every f*ckin morning with asking her fans, should i wake up right now? no b*tch go back to sleep n0body wanna hear sh*t from you right now, she spend more time with her housemaid than with the rest of her friends, when she start talking everybody is like that’s exactly how your indian cleaning housemaid sounds, both of them are h*lla brown, the shortest b*tch in her town, when her friends come around to her house she shakes their hands at the door and then kiss them when they sit down, when you go to sleep at night you have to climb your bed, but you got something in common with peter d*nklage, hight, haircut and a round potato head, you don’t wanna talk sh*t when you wake up cause you have a really nasty breath, garlic fish mixed with scrambled eggs, run to the fridge and gargle a gallon of camel p*ss, i don’t wanna hear any of your r*t*rded travel tips, the last time you start babbling on the airplane i really wish you slept, you think you have sense of humor but in reality you’re the most boring guy i’ve ever met, i shouldn’t blame you cause i’m the one that insist to have such a boring kid on this long ass h*ll of a trip, everyone around the globe knows that i’m beyond sick, i know your weak points and i’m stabbing you in them on some shadow of the colossus sh*t, since this is the third and last round lemme start this sh*t by saying that you’re a chubby little fat b*tch, have a fat ass belly like patrick, she thinks about food all the time so she opened up a restaurant and called it fired but all workers wish they never get hired in that sh*t, she wears oversized clothes to stop looking like those rhinos so she quit eating white loaves cause her lifetime goal is to date brad pitt, you swim with sharks b*tch you’ll get ate like a catfish, get over here and hold my beer cause i passed mr bachir with my blood, sweat and tears the only thing left for me is to start rhyming in spanish, she’s a kuwaiti cyclist, she rides bicycles and fat d*cks, she went to star academy but her family found out about her bis*xuality and brought her back quick, if they put you in a movie like titanic, they will throw you in the atlantic ocean before the ship even get damaged, you’re the last person on earth i really wanna chat with, cause a b*tch like you will end up begging me to feed her the p*n*s sandwich, i hit you with multisyllabic sh*t and left you heavy hearted, after this you’ll probably go back home and call your pediatric psychiatrist, i’m psychopathic overly dramatic battlerap fanatic, i made this to be on the same day as my birthday so you can put it as highlight in your instagram f*ggot

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