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the legend of the hands & the feet - thefeethands lyrics

[intro: mr. feet]
back in 2022
a man wanted to start anew
so he bought his own guitar
cause he couldn’t get therapy or a car
little did he know his guitar was magic
his name was franklin hanz
let me tell you about his past yeah

[verse 1: mr. feet]
born in 1868
this piece of wood wouldn’t know his fate
picked up by some other world
turned into a weapon for the war
a seamless guitar that can hear
to spy on the ones that we feared
‘cause who would suspect a guitar?
he journeyed so wide and far
and when he found me
he was on ebay for $1.93
i’m like “man, d*mn, this is a steal, this price can’t be real!”
he was being sold by a wizard
his name was f*ckin’ gilzlgorth
and i’m like “man, oh sh*t! i wonder what this thing is worth”

[verse 2: gilzlgorth the great]
i got the guitar in ‘92
found it in the trash and i’m like “oh poor dude!”
holy sh*t it can somehow talk?
holy sh*t it can kinda walk?
not gonna lie i was scared of the thing
i don’t know how to care for it, ay
so i put it online, cheap for someone to find
and a dude dressed like a mummy bought it
i’m like “cool, what the f*ck is this dude?”
“i should know who my guitar goes to!”
[interlude: gilzlgorth the great & *mr. feet*]
*i stole it from him…*
what the f*ck!

[verse 3: mr. feet]
then hit august ‘22
i found another cool dude
and he was a puppet
and i was like “f*ck it, you’re part of the band.”

[verse 4: dolphineas & *mr. feet*]
my name’s dolphineas, i’m a puppet
if you don’t like it you can shut it
*yeah, you can shut it!* yeah
*lalalalalala!* shut the f*ck up!

[bridge: mr. feet]
a man a guitar, and a dolphin
flippity, flippity flopping
not stopping
and f*cking
all the ears of everybody yeah

[outro: mr. feet]
yeah i’m f*cking all your earholes, yeah
i’m shoving my d*ck down your earhole
you’re gonna take it down your little earholes yeah
feel me shove it down your ears
shove it there

- thefeethands lyrics

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