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writing songs with dumb instruments - therealsullyg lyrics

[verse 1]
i bought a brand new chair and some new cologne
a bunch of ugly shirts and otamatones
a pair of fuzzy die and a plane that doesn’t fly
and an autographed copy of the catcher in the rye
a shiny leather jacket and a new mercedes
driving all around so i can pick up all the ladies
wanna hit the slopes so i bought some lucky skis
plus a polaroid camera and the band from chuck e. cheese
picked up some hits from lionel, bought otama*tunes volume 1 on vinyl
then i got some navy blue rims and a track bar
carole king, 22 grams of black tar heroin
bought a girlfriend who will surely please me
an ak*47 which was scarily easy
a lord of the rings funko pop of bilbo, a double ended g*spot vibrating didlo
[chorus]
these are all things that i bought that i’m using as a tax write*off
if i sing them in a song then the government will back right off
now i can promise you that everything i’m doing is fine
sent out all my w*4s and signed across the dotted line
so all the irs can do is sit back and scoff
cause these are things that i bought*

[outro]
fbi you’re under arrest
well shi*

- therealsullyg lyrics

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