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r i p - thomas benjamin wild esq lyrics

a well*known famous figure died today
i’ll get on social media and have my say
r.i.p, random celebrity

i need to be the first
to let you know
they passed away last night
a tragic end

[chorus]
r.i.p, random celebrity
oh no, you’re dead
so many simple eulogies inside my head
i’ve barely thought of you
since the internet was new
but now you’ve suddenly gone, i feel the urge
to go online to say
“r.i.p, random celebrity, oh no, you’re dead
the booze and drugs have ultimately f*cked your head
some day it was your time, or you’re a victim of your past—not that i really give a sh*t, because my like b*tton gets more hits!
r.i.p, random celebrity.”

[verse]
i sort of vaguely knew them—well
met them twice
i’ll pretend we were great friends
a small white lie
[chorus]
r.i.p, random celebrity
oh no, you’re dead
i’ll drop your name in anywhere to get ahead
i know it’s hugely crass
and you all think i’m an ass
but i need everyone to think
i’m far more show*biz than i am
r.i.p, random celebrity

[verse]
it helps if i recall
an anecdote
something vaguely funny
they said to me

[chorus]
r.i.p, random celebrity
oh no, you’re dead
only six months ‘til the next one
lets me start a thread
set aside my dignity
with pretend humility
as i talk about myself while saying
“r.i.p, online integrity”

- thomas benjamin wild esq lyrics

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