stupid zoo - tim hawkins lyrics
[verse 1]
look at this old giraffe
every time i do, it makes me laugh
three legs and a crooked neck
it’s like an african reject
all the birds are too fat to fly
and the hippo’s only got one eye
but i have nothing better to do
than to come to this stupid zoo
the elephants are getting old
and the polar bears hate the cold
and i almost got attacked
was it a llama or was it a yak
the laughing hyenas spout
and the kangaroos all have gout
and the antelopes don’t smell right
it’s gonna make me loose my appetite
oh, ah*hi*yi
[chorus]
and the lion’s always sleeping and he don’t roar
and the monkey’s throwing doo*doo on the concrete floor
it’s hard to take this, i can’t take it
goodbye, goodbye
and the leopards and the cheetahs don’t move around
and the pelicans are laying in the pond face down
it’s hard to take this, i hate it
goodbye, goodbye
[bridge]
this stupid zoo is the worst of places
this day’s a waste, i can’t replace it
i’m leaving now, i can’t believe it
i paid good money to come and see it
if i could relive this day
i know the one thing that i would change
[chorus]
and the lion’s always sleeping and he don’t roar
and the monkey’s throwing doo*doo on the concrete floor
it’s hard to take this, i can’t take it
goodbye, goodbye
and the leopards and the cheetahs don’t move around
and the pelicans are laying in the pond face down
it’s hard to take this, i hate it
goodbye, goodbye
[outro]
look at this old giraffe
every time i do, it makes me laugh
every time i do, it makes me
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