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morshu vs toad - toastieisirish lyrics

[intro]
epic s*x!
toad!!!!!!!!!
vs!
morshuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
begin!

[verse 1: toad]
morshu you fat b*st*rd
i like eating… uh… yah!!
when you try to speak to girls, you can’t even flirt
i am spitting fire, while you’re spitting dirt
call me mc skibidi
i am hitting the griddy on your grave… you’re not really brave
hey morshu! you know your sister? well i’m coming to get her
why don’t you come back when you’re a little richer???

[verse 2: morshu]
at least i have a shirt, can’t say about you
at least i have nipples, also can’t say about you
c3*po’s crippled yet he does more than you
lamp oil, rope, bombs! you want it? call me morshu!
but sorry toad, i don’t give credits to midgets
your little build is like an iphone widget
i’m gonna unleash the forces of evil when i kick your ass..
cause i’m more like link, you’re more like jared sssssssss
[verse 3: toad]
hey morshu! sorry about this, but this might be a hassle
uh… your princess is in another castle
your games didn’t sell well, and n0body liked them
they almost sold as bad as cdi looks of ganon
you’re built like a frog, i should know cause i’m a toad
even mario could make you croak, he’s a gangster!
ahhhh my throat’s burning
it’s like satan crawled in and is crawling his way out
*more screams in pain cause ok*

[verse 4: morshu]
uh… alright then…
is this a hat or your head? let’s find out
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*insert joke here*
hey! we are number one!
this is gonna hurt a lot, just be careful don’t shout*
uh… screw this, let me show you how to scratch it
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who won?
who’s next?
you decide!
be prepared for the next installment of epic s*x!
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

- toastieisirish lyrics

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