bunch of draclias (and they're all playing flute) - tom cardy lyrics
[chorus: tom cardy]
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
you’re surrounded by vampires, and you don’t know what to do
but it’s worse than that because these draclias, they know the flute
[verse 1: tom cardy]
(bring it)
red eye, pointy ear
sharp t**th, white skin
[pre*chorus: tom cardy]
bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
they picked it up as a joke but then they got
scary good (ahh!)
they’re f*ckin’ good at the flute, uh (ahh*ah!)
thesе f*ckin’ vampires know how to toot
i get the feeling thеy’ve been practicing
[chorus: tom cardy]
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
they picked it up as a joke but then they got good
so these motherf*ckin’ draclias, they play the f*ckin’ flute, b*tch!
[verse 2: tom cardy]
und*dead motherf*f*f*ckers, comin’ for ya
z*z*zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
don’t hold a to a count with a piccolo
(ahh!) they got a lot of free time (they got free time)
because they sleep all day (snoozing all day)
so they did a bunch of crime (doing so much crime)
and then they learnt to play
[pre*chorus: tom cardy]
(play) it started off as a joke, how ridiculous for a vampire to blow!
but then they accidentally got way too good
they still eat people but now they also play the flute!
[chorus: tom cardy]
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
they picked it up as a joke but then they got good
so these motherf*ckin’ draclias, they play the f*ckin’ flute, b*tch!
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
don’t hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo
[bridge: mike betz, [?]]
i don’t know what to do
suck, blow, rip a freaky f*ckin’ jazz solo
get that type*o,
it was a joke, just tryna be funny
but now i’m online, applying for the symphony
i got beat, dark lord kenny*g (kenny g)
i’m not cheap, been a couple centuries
so when i blow the silver*d, rewriting all mythology
i was a peasant in romania (that’s in europe)
when i broke into a crypt
and then a bat flew down (what did the bat do?)
it started sucking my d*ck!
[pre*chorus: tom cardy, mike betz]
(play) it started off as a joke (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a joke), how ridiculous for a vampire to blow! (how ridiculous to blow)
but then they accidentally got way too good (they accidentally got good)
they still eat people but now they also play the flute!
[chorus: tom cardy]
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
they picked it up as a joke but then they got good
so these motherf*ckin’ draclias, they play the f*ckin’ flute, b*tch!
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a bunch of f*ckin’ draclias and they’re all playing flute
there’s a—
zombies with tubas or werewolves with cellos
don’t hold a silver bullet to a count with a piccolo
[outro: mike betz]
i’m dead, boy
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