i want my flying car - tom smith (filk) lyrics
[verse 1]
i’m a twenty*first century man
with my twenty*first*century stuff
but my gps and pci*express
are never gonna be enough
[verse 2]
i got a toothbrush that turns the mattress
got a phone that’ll walk the cat
my plasma tvs record dvds
but i don’t care about that
[chorus]
i want my flying car
i want my flying car
i want this two*bit dodge the h*ll out of my garage
hitch my station wagon to a star
i want my flying car
[verse 3]
they told us we’d have robots and portable fusion
clone our bodies so we wouldn’t stay dead
but i have to doubt ’cause it didn’t come out
the way mr. asimov said
[verse 4]
my coffee brews itself every morning
my shower cleans itself every night
but twice a day i’m caught in a traffic knot
i’m growing oldеr at every red light
[chorus]
i want my flying car
i want my flying car
you know it just ain’t fair, i wanna hit thе air
bid the street life au revoir
i want my flying car
i want my flying car
if i make a mistake i can use my air brake
or grab a phone line with a spar
i want my flying car
[bridge]
no more waitin’ and hatin, and jerks tailgatin’
when i’m levitatin’ over the town
parking fees wouldn’t matter, i’d drop a rope ladder
over side and climb right down
no barrels or cones or construction zones
no blasting radios in the next lane
i’d put on a stetson and make like george jetson
if i’ve got a flyin’ car, i can get a girl like jane!
[spoken]
… jane, stop this crazy thing!
[verse 5]
a thousand miles to the gallon
it never rides bumpy or loud
when the weather gets nasty, i make a real fast z*
positive climb through the clouds
[verse 6]
i never worry ’bout signs or signals
’cause who’s gonna take me to jail?
wait, what’s that siren? is someone else flyin’?
i got pigs on the wing on my tail
[outro]
up in my flying car
i want my flying car
why stay on the ground when you can drive around
in a chevrolet shooting star?
i want my flying car
i want my flying car
well, i don’t care how, ’cause i’m ready now
the future can’t be that far
i want my flying car
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