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lars needs women - tom smith (filk) lyrics

[verse 1]
lars strong, lars free
lars brave ** lars me
lars big, lars tough
but that not enough
lars lonely, want girl
lars search whole wide world
want blond, brunette
redhead ** heck! whole set
lars needs women

[verse 2]
when lars young thing
won war, lars king
lars think lars win
but lars’ troubles begin
all day make law
balance budget, flap jaw
“hem*hem”s, “tut*tut”s
it drive lars nuts
lars needs weekend

[verse 3]
one night, lars sneak
out gate, down creek
look up at stars
being king not lars
so lars leave throne
go off on lars’ own
crown jewels, took some **
lars slow, not dumb
lars needs somethin’
might be women
[verse 4]
one day, lars stroll
see girl fight troll
troll huge, troll vile
but girl just smile
strong arms, strong back
pull sword, took whack
troll down, girl hack
lars think, “nice rack” **
lars needs woman

[verse 5]
lars say great strike!
girl cute, lars like
girl shy, girl coy
girl girl, lars boy
lars get girl hitched
settle down, scratch itch
lars’ heart girl tame **
should learn girl’s name
lars needs women
lars needs women
lars needs women!

- tom smith filk lyrics

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