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field to fornicate - tommy autos lyrics

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[verse 1]
well this local from t’council
held a meeting at t’town hall
said we all must shop local
reduce our emissions to net zero
well i don’t like to travel far
so i figured i’d do me best
but i’ve been through all t’local birds
and i need a new quest!

[verse 2]
then one day down t’pub
i bumped into an ex*squaddie
he’d done a tour int’ middle east
said he’d seen how it’s done
well i’m not for for foreign ideas
but net zero we must become
and i don’t want me wood int’ morning
ruined by global warming!

[chorus]
they go int’ field to fornicate
go straight through t’back gate
for green *rg*smic farming
go in the field t’fornicate!
[verse 3]
so i woke up t’next morning
did a bit of window shopping
there’s black ones, spotted ones
and one wit’ a broken mouth
so with some mint sauce on me kn*b
i made me way into t’field
found me one that’s rigged
wasn’t long before she twigged

[chorus]
i’m in the field t’fornicate
go straight through t’back gate
for green *rg*smic farming
go int’ field to fornicate!

[verse 4]
well i’d marked up all the ewes
now i sought a bigger beast
spied a right, thick, bulling heifer
but i just can’t quite reach
so i wheeled a barrow from t’midden
and tied her up to t’tree
propped meself in the barrow
unleashed me cattle prod, (whey hey!)
[chorus]
i’m in the field t’fornicate
straight through t’back gate
for green *rg*smic farming
go int’ field to fornicate!

[chorus]
i’m in the field t’fornicate
straight through t’back gate
for green *rg*smic farming
go int’ field to fornicate!

- tommy autos lyrics

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