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split lip cliff - tommy autos lyrics

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[verse 1]
there’s a fella round here kind of funny looking
must have something severe ’cause his lip’s got a cut in
i don’t know what he does, he comes from a far
but folk reckon he got hit by a mercedes car

[bridge]
he can catch a paper plane in his top lip
suck a waffle cone just by the tip
move two traffic cones, have a hand free
i don’t read music but it looks like a clef to me

[chorus]
split lip cliff can you hold me pen for me?
split lip cliff’s gonna suck on a straw for me
get us a tin of body filler
we’re gonna cure cliff’s split lip!

[post*chorus]
split lip cliff!
split lip cliff!

[verse 2]
folk pointing and laughing, lifе was frustration
then one day he saw an ad for augmеntation
lip fillers, a f*cking revelation
or a severe case of misinterpretation?
[bridge]
so, some turk stuck a needle in his top lip
job took a minute, cliff gave him a tip
the slit was still there, but cliff failed to see
i’m no gynaecologist, but it looks like a cl*t to me!

[chorus]
and the poofs said…
“split lip cliff’s gonna suck my d*ck for me”
“split lip cliff’s gonna smoke a f*g for tea”
“a man with a cl*t i have never seen”
“i’m gonna f*ck cliff’s split lip!”

[post*chorus]
split lip cliff!
split lip cliff!

[verse 3]
d*gg*ng at night with a bloke called paul
heard a noise, popped his head over t’wall
caught in the copper’s full beam t’plod said
“that ain’t no rabbit, it looks like a hare to me!”

[chorus]
split lip cliff hold out your arms for me
split lip cliff’s going into custody
sucking porridge up through a straw
he’s banged up, is split lip cliff!
[post*chorus / outro]
split lip cliff!
split lip cliff!

- tommy autos lyrics

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