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yogi bear vs. smokey the bear - trav shark & epic rap battles of housery lyrics

yogi bear:
hey boo boo, who is this dude?
encroaching on another’s territory is um, rather rude
uh yogi, he’s the leader in forest fire safety
yeah, unless you’re in cali and havin’ a baby!

i’m smarter than this average bear, i’ll build a contraption
to steal this w like a pic*a*nic basket!
see boo boo? that’s why i’ll be taking first! (boo boo: i agree)
you hate fire? buddy, you’re gonna get this verse!

we’re the most distinguished that you’ve ever seen
yeah, you should show more decency than some tacky jeans
you got no magic in the bag when you’re all campy
if you want better shots, then you should bring back bambi

i get it, you try to save trees across the states
just quit acting like you’re the uncle of the estate
you became children’s hotfoot teddy bear that they adore
so let’s see if you can do more effort like it’s the war

smokey the bear:
when it comes to words, i got all the scouts wrapped
you got the people tangled in your type of mouse trap
your buddy looks up to you with the stuff you take
why don’t you tell him to be less of a timber on the lake
have to say, your fame’s really been barkin’ trend
but you’re not the top dog with your start and end
you might be friendly, but you’re far from generic
cuz the network read your atoms as hannah*barbaric

talking decency? why don’t you wear some pants?
cindy would be stumped by your tiny wood as you prance
and not trying to play hard ball when grasping the mic
but better get a law suit when i berra strike

fell in so many plot holes in your timeline, it’s a biggy
city almost sold your park, but your park became the city?
so i think it’s best to leave the park before it gets far
cuz only you can prevent wild bars

yogi bear:
yeah, just keep telling people that garbage
lumberjacks wouldn’t care and still make a cottage
take it easy yogi, he received backlash to the throat
it gotten so bad, many voices got him choked

you can take that shovel and bury your better days
since you only get air time when you’re with the planes
hating animals like me? like you would ever
guess you only get along with the woodp*ck*rs
smokey the bear:
come on, i expected a better comeback
the boomerang’s myth’s been busted: they never come back
funny your name’s yogi, but can’t hide in a tree pose
you just make yourself noticeable when getting the freeload

got canceled by your fans making you lose your stacks
well it ain’t a discovery if you’re erased at your max
i’ll do the ranger a favor, and i’ll be sure to let him know
that i went and kicked this yellow belly outta jellystone

- trav shark epic rap battles of housery lyrics

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