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on the road - triumph the insult comic dog lyrics

[skit]
—ayy, it’s great to be here in detroit
one of the greatest cities in the world…
for me to p**p on!—
—it’s never better than when i’m in buffalo
the greatest town in the world…
for me to p**p on!—
—okay, tonight, we’re here
it’s exciting here waltham, massachusetts…
otherwise known as america’s p**p hole—
—alright, it’s great to be here in austin, texas
also known as america’s p**p hole—
—seriously, whеn i’m in tucson
i always check out the pizza at groovy’s
normally, i have to еat grass when i want to puke—
—and whenever i go to chicago
i go to bobby rubinos’ place for ribs
yes… normally, i eat eat grass when i want to puke, heh—
—san francisco’s great
and how about that golden gate bridge?
normally, i eat eat grass when i want to puke…
f*ck you—
—it’s great to be here in belgrade, yugoslavia
also known as america’s p**p hole… wait—
—suny binghamton, yes
i’m sure getting a degree from suny binghamton is very useful
normally, to get a degree with that kind of credibility
you’d have to study in guatemala or haiti, b*tch—
—ayy, it’s great to be here at guatemala university
you kids are lucky
normally, to get a degree with that kind of credibility
you’d have to study in guatemala, or… haiti
buffalo?
i hate my life
why am i here?
martin lawrence doesn’t have to play in guatemala
i hate it
*ugly cries*
i keed!—

- triumph the insult comic dog lyrics

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