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fuckonthe1stdate (twiztid’s version) - twiztid lyrics

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[intro: madrox (as lisa)]
hi! my name’s lisa
and i’m what some people call a s*x addict
ummm, i give into s*x alot
and i like to be like you know [?] and sh*t
i mean i just tell them [pull out?] my b*tt plug
[?] and let’s f*cking rock

[verse 1: monoxide & jamie madrox]
now let me introduce myself as the man
f*ckin’ every b*tch in the world that says i can
and i won’t even play with the b*tches that don’t f*ck
all i know, you could be a dude with ya nuts tucked (mmm, f*ck)
i don’t need all the stress and all the games (so why don’t you call me anymore?)
(sure, you just f*ck me one time, and now you don’t know me?)
and all the callin’ me names and frontin’ like you’re sane, b*tch
you ain’t sh*t but a ho and a trick
and all you’re good for is hopefully f*cking and sucking d*ck
wanna blame it on my music? well that’ll never happen
’cause i was f*ckin’ hoes like you before the rappin’
goin’ get me to slappin’ on that ass and b*tt cheek
and get my d*ck to splashin’ and cummin’ on bed sheets
i’m a lunatic, weirdo, lookin’ to get laid
any hookers here tonight is lookin’ to get paid?
f*ck that, i won’t spend no nickel on no ass
i don’t even want no stinkin’ b*tches thinkin’ about my cash
[chorus]
b*tch, is you coming out of them pants?
i’m trying to figure out whether or not i’m getting ass
you calling me a freak, say i’m moving too fast
but if you don’t f*ck on the first date i’m leaving that ass
b*tch, is you coming out of them pants?
i’m trying to figure out whether or not i’m getting ass
you calling me a freak, say i’m moving too fast
but if you don’t f*ck on the first date i’m leaving that ass

[verse 2: jamie madrox]
big b*tch with the big lips (oh my)
i’m a young ninja with crazy funk in my hips (so hard)
and i can make you do things you’re afraid to do
and by the end of the night, you want me to f*ck you
hey b*tch, that’s a nice ass
lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
got me risin’ in my pants, and i’m pitchin’ a tent
it’s just a video camera, no need to get upset
hey b*tch, do you like s*x? well, me too
i’m gon’ pull my d*ck out and this is what we gon’ do
f*ck ’til the sun comes up and no sleep
leavin’ p*ssies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
you say you never sucked d*ck, a minor obstacle
just pretend that my d*ck is a popsicle
and l!ck it all on the sides and tip
you got creamsicle filling on ya tongue and lips
[chorus]
b*tch, is you coming out of them pants?
i’m trying to figure out whether or not i’m getting ass
you calling me a freak, say i’m moving too fast
but if you don’t f*ck on the first date i’m leaving that ass
b*tch, is you coming out of them pants?
i’m trying to figure out whether or not i’m getting ass
you calling me a freak, say i’m moving too fast
but if you don’t f*ck on the first date i’m leaving that ass

[verse 3: monoxide]
you can tell it from the get*go, b*tch, i ain’t the one
and strictly for your info, b*tch, you ain’t the bomb
i done f*cked many two and three hoes at the time
and the most hoes i f*cked in one night is like five (d*mn!)
you can say i’m addicted to s*x
but if you know my st**z, then you know i’m addicted to death
monoxide f*ckin’ b*tches left and right
let a k!ller know if ya f*ckin’ tonight

[verse 4: jamie madrox & monoxide]
hey b*tch, do you shave your peach?
i can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach
(just so stubbly) leave a rash on my c*ck
burned up, cradling tubs of icy hot
hey b*tch, would you finger your box (ooh, smell my finger)
and rub the b*tt of the ninja named madrox?
half hour k!ller with an hour worth a d*ck
so do you wanna f*ck? hey you, hey b*tch!
[chorus: monoxide]
b*tch, is you coming out of them pants?
i’m trying to figure out whether or not i’m getting ass
you calling me a freak, say i’m moving too fast
but if you don’t f*ck on the first date i’m leaving that ass
b*tch, is you coming out of them pants?
i’m trying to figure out whether or not i’m getting ass
you calling me a freak, say i’m moving too fast
but if you don’t f*ck on the first date i’m leaving that ass

[outro: jamie madrox]
get the f*ck out!
stupid b*tch!
what the f*ck you think this is?
i take you out to dinner
maybe to a movie, and you don’t wanna f*ck?!?
who the f*ck you think you are
motherf*ckin’ liz claiborne, b*tch?
i don’t like that sh*t, and i don’t like you!
so if you ain’t f*ckin’, you need to bounce, b*tch!
that’s on my moms!
i’m lookin’ for ass, money, and dead sh*t!

- twiztid lyrics

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