lirik lagu the world’s a stage ( a dramady) – prince paul
yeah, yeah yeah, thank you for having me.
my girl is cheap. she’s so cheap…
i told her to goes to blockbuster,
and rent me five fingers of death!
[crowd laughs]
she come back with four fingers!
[crowd laughs]
i was like “ain’t that a bip!”
you know what i’m sayin?
so, so i’m watchin’ barney, right…”oooii looove youuuuu…”
and, and the n-gg- just have a heart attack!
[crown laughs loudly and cheers]
so… so, i go into foot locker cause i want some new shoes!
i take my shoes off, everybody fall out.
[crowd laughs]
got me some new timbs, some nikes, some socks, everythang!
and lemme see, lemme see…
oh yeah, oh yeah ohyeahyeah, i’m at the gas station…
this n-gg- come up… wipin’ my windows, askin me do i have 50 cents?
i told him ‘no!’
[crowd laughs loudly and cheers]
ahhh, ah, ah, eh eh, oh ooooouuurh… yeah.
mister shaquiiiiile o’neal!
give it up for this guy, ladies and gentlemen!
[crowd laughs loudly]
boy got a shoe size of a milk carton.
ten gallon hat wearin’…
(crowd continues laughing)
so… so… so i’m at pathmark buyin’ lightbulbs, right?
and i see this ooold girl i wanted to get back with in high school…
still wearing those same curlers…
slippers and a bathrobe.
talkin bout “i’se hungry!”
[crowd laughs]
uh, how come all the,
only the 500 pound women wanna go in the diet section?
(ha ha ha ha, i don’t know how the …)
yeah, um, so, um… so…
i saw your mother the other day, right… right…
she had on this sweatshirt!
it said… u.c.l.a. on it!
i was like “well godd-mn! i didn’t know you went to college!
she said “i didn’t! my name is ucla!”
[crowd laughs and cheers wildly]
mother’s feet so long…
she sit on the top of the golden gate bridge, and get her toes wet!
[crowd continues laughing]
play hopscotch like this:
connecticut… maine… boston… mississippi…
big short neck havin’…
so, so lazy, live on the 5th floor, got in the elevator…
pushed 2 twice and then…
twice and then said “f-ck it!” walked up the steps.
teeth so yellow i can make lemonade with it!
[crowd laughs loudly]
i mean… like wu-tang say,
“sunshine falls upon a rainy day… skies aregrey”
(they’re laughing at me)
(they’re laughing at me)
(they’re laughing at me)
(stop laughing!)
(stop it! stop laughing!)
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