the no hi hats song - uncle grant lyrics
[intro: uncle grant]
no, (huh?) no, no, f*cking no (what the f*ck do you mean no?)
what the f*ck did i tell you, bro? (bro?) these hi*hats gotta go ([?] these hi*)
f*cking* yo* you know what? (alright, alright, alright) [that hi*hat is ass]
[verse 1: uncle grant]
there’s a [?], now he’s not an opp
just f*cked a hi*hat, b*tch, now she’s [?]
with the bass, kicks, and snare, had a [?]
everybody say, “what’s with the hi*hats in?” (woo)
chocolate chip pancakes with the hi*hat’s gin (yeah)
hi*hats this, i said hi*hats that
if you follow them, then i’mma pull up with the gat
slap, slap, motherf*cker
clap, clap, motherf*cker
i be hittin’ with the kids, but not with the hi*hats
hi*hats gave me chlamydia, now i can’t f*ck b*tches (f*ck)
f*ck them hi*hats, b*tch (yeah), i’mma claim the riches
hi*hats, open*hats, i don’t give a f*ck
get them out my sight bеfore you test your luck
[?]
i’mma eat that sh*t
thеre is no hi*hats in this motherf*cking song (the beginning)
but that doesn’t count ’cause i f*cking ate them all
sixteen hi*hats in my mouth, now i’m getting choked out
i’mma go and spit it out, you know what?
i just jumped sixteen more hi*hats
these hi*hats did not know what was coming ’cause they didn’t know i was running it back
this beat’s crazy, but there’s no hi*hats which makes it crazier
these hi*hats is b*tches ’cause i’m always f*cking angrier
hi*hats everywhere that i go (go)
stomp it out so they know (know)
hi*hats everywhere that i go (go)
stomp it out so they know (know)
[interlude: uncle grant, dnfjay]
hi*hats this (yup), i said hi*hats that (uh*huh)
f*ck it, i’mma shoot her with that motherf*ckin’ gat (brrr)
oh, hi [?]* oh, wait, no, wait, that’s f*cking jay
what up, jay?
yeah man, i mean it’s pretty f*ckin’ chill out here (yeah, man)
hi*hat noises (ay, ay, it’s a hi*hat and his family)
(oh, what the f*ck? get his ass)
yeah, turn him into a f*cking gong (what the f*ck? come on!)
[verse 2: dnfjay]
hi*hats are bad and could contract to cancer
used a hi*hats one time and got cancer
you should’ve known that was never thre answer
uncle grant ate sixteen hi*hats and left some of them open
he’s stoked off and chokin’ all the hi*hats, up cat
uncle grant are the reason the hi*hats are not safe
his feet is f*cking gross in his hi*hat cave
i was at ihop, wondering where them hi*hats stayed
when i motherf*cking find him, it’s that hi*hat’s day
it is a hi*hat’s turn to f*cking hi*hat pay
i heard that hi*hat was in some sort of rehab
hi*hat went hyperpop, hi*hats gone sus on hihatsgonewild.com
sixteen hi*hats confused as f*ck ’cause they don’t know who they are
and i almost felt bad for a hi*hat that one day (n**ga, what? ay!)
(woah, woah, cut the f*cking music, what the f*ck?)
b*tt ass naked. f*cking hi*hat wife
i take hi*hat’s kids and end their hi*hat life
“but, jay, they could’ve been a doctor or a surgeon”
“maybe they will find the cure for cancer” (ehh)
hi*hat’s the reason why cancer exists
just thought about a hi*hat and balled up my fist
and the thought of f*cking hi*hats existing makes me wanna cut my wrist
maybe beat my wife
’cause hi*hats have gone untouched for ages
i will open up that hi*hat and spit in its ass
and you’ll ask me why i got all this hate for the hat
but that’s a story for another time, i’m running out of beat
[interlude: dnfjay, teenage disaster]
(i got raped by a hi*hat) look at this sh*t, i just ran out of beat
(raped by a hi*hat) uncle grant
(raped by a hi*hat) did* can i* can i get some more time?
(raped by a hi*hat) can i get some more time, grant?
yo, this beat’s pretty f*cking crazy (yeah)
like, it would be really cool if we put a hi*hat (you sound really gross, what’s wrong with you?)
[?] (what?)
[verse 3: teenage disaster]
k!ll a motherf*cker if he talk about a hi*hat
if the hi*hat got parents, i shot ’em; orphan
burning down an orphanage, and fortunate to me
they had a portion that k!lled a motherf*cker in his sleep
no triplets, down with the sickness
yeah, yeah, f*ck hi*hats, b*tch, add them to the sh*tlist
hi*hats f*cking up my whole life
dumb motherf*cker gonna waste my time
hi*hats f*cking up my whole life
k!ll a hi*hat in the dead of night
(t*t*t*t*t*t*t*t) die, motherf*cker
yuh, huh, yeah, huh, yuh, ain’t no time to explain
(t*t*t*t*t*t*t*t) die, motherf*cker
yuh, huh, yeah, huh, yuh, ain’t no time to explain
if you were confused and thought there was a hi*hat playing
that’s not a hi*hat playing, that’s the sound they make when i k!ll them
(t*t*t*t*t*t*t*t) die, motherf*cker
yuh, huh, yeah, huh, yuh, ain’t no time to explain
(t*t*t*t*t*t*t*t) show me your titties, b*tch
yuh, huh, yeah, huh, yuh, ain’t no time to explain
[verse 4: afourteen]
crash into hi*hat tower, no 9/11
k!ll a f*cking hi*hat with an automatic weapon
f*ck a d*mn hi*hat in the ass with no protection
strap a hi*hat to a chair, lethal injection
this hi*hat p*ssin’ me off, he think he flexin’
“i think i actually like hi*hats,” f*ck you, objection
i’ll shoot up a school of hi*hats just to send a message
if every hi*hat didn’t exist, that would be perfection
i just f*cked this hi*hat’s b*tch, she havin’ c*section
and then i k!lled the hi*hat coming out
i really hate hi*hats, i think you f*cking get it now
hi*hat home invasion, swear to god, walk up in his house
hang a f*cking hi*hat by his f*cking neck and jerk off on his couch
hi*hat didn’t know what’s comin’ next, better run now
give the hi*hat a five second start
he didn’t know what was comin’ after until i ripped him apart
i ripped that hi*hat’s ass open
hi*hat was chokin’, i ain’t f*ckin’ jokin’
k!ll every hi*hat on sight is the slogan
brutally murderin’ hi*hats like i’m chosen
k!ll the hi*hat’s family for the tokens
come across a hi*hat, leaving bones broken
i just nut in hi*hat’s mom, now she deep throatin’
bomb in the church, hi*hat explosion
i really f*ckin’ hate hi*hats with no motive for it
strap a hi*hat to the floor and stomp his f*cking floor in
hi*hat extinction, swear to god, i’m all for it
couple hi*hats walk across the road, f*ck it, floor it
i hope a hi*hat never come across me in the forest
’cause it’s gonna be a godd*mn murder mystery story
f*ck a hi*hat, f*ck his family
dirty ass hi*hat could never come around me ever
f*ckin’ ever
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