the king of hyrule - unicorn hole lyrics
hey link, get off your b-tt, grow a pair of deku nuts
first save the deku tree, you tree hugging hippie
stop playing with your deku stick and raid that spider b-tch
don’t call me “fairy boy,” you horsey wh0r-
b-tch, please, i’ve got the master sword
side-hoppin’ hyrule field, straight for ganondorf
b-tch, please, i’ve got the master sword
seven years p-ss, link awakens, now complete with p-b-s
can’t stop thinking about zelda’s b00bs
but they can wait, i’m going fishing
i would relax, but navi won’t stop b-tching
back to work, slay the phantom and the dragon
if i don’t hurry those b00bs will be sagging
the water temple is full of link’s tears
because it cost him another seven years
shadow and spirit, collect more hearts and sh-t
visit the great fairies and their triangle t-ts
p–pmaster, show us what you’ve got
storm into gannon’s castle, sword into gannon’s -ssh0l-
i am the king of hyrule, my name is link and i rule
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