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ice fishing - wally lollop (aka the tusk master the wlarus) lyrics

i’m going fishing
i’m going ice fishing
i’m going fishing in a frozen lake

i’m gonna catch all things
that are in there
you can come to see the things that i’ve caught
(what you’ve caught there)
aw, it’s some sort of haddock
but it’s wearing some shades and it says its name’s “desmond”
(now what you’ve caught there)
aw no, it’s ice tusker!
what are you doing in this lake, ice tusker?
do not try to k!ll me
i’ve caught the nautilus, complete with captain nemo
i’ve caught a fish who claimed to be jacque coraleau’s ghost
i checked his driver liscense
said his name is brian
i’ve caught your food
it was here
threw it back
then thought again
fished it out
and dried it off
(’cause, well, you know, i didn’t want to be rude)
this is an incomplete lists of things i’ve caught in this lake
shrink wrapped season 7 dexter dvds
curiously still warm plates of peas
a golden statue of a orca
an extended comedy i’ve reeled in five astronauts
ten french poodles
a collection of erotic doodles
but i’ve never ever ever caught a normal fish
and that’s why i’m packing this in

- wally lollop aka the tusk master the wlarus lyrics

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