crazy ways people die - wehrmacht lyrics
walking through the woods, a bear
it munches you. put your head in a
vice, go drilling for the goo.
fall one hundred thousand fest,
go splat in the middle of town.
your head lops off from a chain-
saw and falls down to the ground.
[chorus:]
from behind, a blade slides in, and
opens up your veins. under your car, the pump
gives way and squashes all your brains.
a great white shark rips you limb from limb,
a jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim.
“an execution”, hear the cry, shock! it pops
your eyes. a rope wrapped firmly a-
round your neck, it ends all your lives.
now they stuff m-80’s down your f-cking
throat, when they go, you will blow, and
then start to bloat.
[chorus: solo’s: m.z., j.d., repeat]
pour some gas on your head, then light
a match. stuff your friend in the oven,
then lock the latch. creme your face on
the ground, falling off your bike. fall
from a cliff bub, while taking a nature
hike.
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