
man, i love being drunk - will wood lyrics
man, i love being drunk lyrics
[verse 1]
i can’t hold my liquor, would you mind if i held yours?
when i’m sure i’ve had enough, that’s how i know i need more
it’s just the booze talking, and it’s speaking j*panese
i’m sure you heard me slur my words, could someone come and translate me?
before i got to it, they called it some*cohol
i’m sure that i will rue it, but i’ll still ruin it all
when i’m a solid six drinks in, you’ll be a solid ten
these beer goggles are prescription 20/20 double*vision
it’s a brain cell genocide, get me a hitler on the rocks
wakе up on a strangers floor, face coverеd in sharpie c*cks
[pre*chorus]
i’m not sure why they call it a liver, because i’m pretty sure mines dead
pick up chicks, get whiskey d*ck, and say “f*ck it, i’m going to bed.”
[chorus]
i try to drown my sorrows, but i’m the one who sunk
i always forget why i regret it
man, i love being drunk
(breathalize me, captain!)
[verse 2]
i’m pretty sure my bac’s higher than my debit balance
i can’t afford this anymore, i’m still on my parents allowance
and even hurricane sandy never saw blackouts like mine
officer, i’m good to drive but i can’t walk two straight lines
[pre*chorus]
i propose a thousand toasts, i propose a thousand toasts
to my sorry, sorry ass, a thousand cheers roll down my throat
[chorus]
i try to drown my sorrows, but i’m the one who sunk
i always forget why i regret it
man, i love being drunk
f*ck, sh*t!
[pre*chorus]
god, grant me the serenity and the courage to chase it down
cause i heard my higher powers gonna buy us the next round
[chorus]
i try to drown my sorrows, but i’m the one who sunk
i always forget why i regret it
man, i love being drunk
oh lord, i said
man, i love being drunk
oh my god!
man, i love being drunk
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