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the british are coming - wynne lyrics

[intro]
shoutout to doechii for bringing storytelling back
i got a little story

[hook]
this is the story all about how
if you f*ck around then you will find out
and you’ll never guess what happens next
i’ll tell ya how i got my l!ck back on my ex

[verse 1]
okay first i was crushing on this dude way before i had a boo
i had seen him in the news looking swole like a bruise
but he was kinda famous and i was unknown
voice like barry white, got a nice baritone
he’s a london man and a couple years older
so what’s the point of even tryna get to know him
fast forward now and the summer comes along
and i’m dancing at the club and the drinks kinda strong
and i meet another guy that i’ve seen a couple times
he said he’s been tryna holler, then hit me with a line
and it swayed me i*i can’t lie
but he’s fly.99 so i’ma let him try

[hook]
this is the story all about how
if you f*ck around then you will find out
and you’ll never guess what happens next
i’ll tell ya how i got my l!ck back on my ex
[verse 2]
but you know wynne’s not easy
he thought the night was gonna end in an f like weezy
and for a couple weeks he’s tryna reach me
blowing up my cell like he’s studying a petri
so, we start talking and the next thing you know
we’re leaving every party just to try to get alone
couple nights a week i make myself at home
and he’s scooping up my booty like an ice cream cone
so romeo and i get exclusive
he pulls out and his phone like let me put you on some music
he’s like “this guys my idol, i just love his style”
as far as he’s concerned this guy wrote the bible
and girl, it’s the bloke from the first episode
ya know, the british guy with the arms on swole?
he’s fanboying over him and playing every song
i couldn’t say i had a crush so i just kinda played along
time goes by and we’re all lovey dovey
we’re out one night just blowing a little money
i’m kissing on my man and get a call from a friend
she’s like girl you at the party?
let’s link up when it ends

[hook]
this is the story all about how
if you f*ck around then you will find out
and you’ll never guess what happens next
i’ll tell ya how i got my l!ck back on my ex
[verse 3]
the party was popping, i’m waiting outside
my man steps away to try to holler at a ride
i give her a big hug, we’re speaking feminese
she’s like where’s your man? i wanna meet him for you leave
so i point there he is
no it’s not, yes it is, no its not
yes it is, oh my god, b*tch
he was with me friday, he came over to my house
i’m like * that’s the night he said he wasn’t going out
he came over round 2, he was drunk off some brews
we f*cked twice on the couch
i swear i had no clue
i’m trying not to throw up
hold up, my man?
oh, i’ll put that red dot on him like j*pan
but i dipped, b*tch
wished him luck, sent him on his own
i got clout now, my career is starting to blow
and so is my phone, he can’t leave me alone
sending me pics and love songs from that british bloke

[hook]
this is the story all about how
if you f*ck around then you will find out
and you’ll never guess what happens next
i’ll tell ya how i got my l!ck back on my ex
[verse 4]
a couple weeks later i’m scrolling on my phone
and all of a sudden i stumble across a post
if i’m not mistaken, is that the bloke?
saying that’s touring through the city of the rose
so i think don’t mind if i do
slide into his dm’s, say i wanna come through
i know he’ll see my page and think i’m sweet enough to eat
anyways, he offers me a vip
i pull up at the show in a green knit dress
like s*x, i confess just to put him in a hex
the show was unreal, we went out for karaoke
he cancelled his flight to stay and get to know me
we made a lotta love, me below him above
him above, me below, him behind, me in front
standing up on my toes
even took a trip, now you know
babe, we’re both looking up to him
cheerio!

[hook]
this is the story all about how
if you f*ck around then you will find out
and you’ll never guess what happens next
that’s how i got my l!ck back on my ex

[outro]
the british are coming
y’all wasn’t ready for sl!ck wynne
the british are coming

- wynne lyrics

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