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che guevara vs. luke skywalker - x rap battles lyrics

[verse 1: che guevara (jughead jay)]
no saber or blaster this b*st*rd could brandish
could prevent me from bombing him like his sister’s planet
see, i bested jfk* you’re a fool, mate
mother russia said knock you out* call me ll cool che
i’m vicious and vile* more violent than vader is
i’ll slay your invasion like your sp*ceship was the bay of pigs
step to the marxist with the hardest bars in history
it’s fast you’ll learn, you’ll crash and burn worse than your newest trilogy
i’m top dollar, no one rocks the beat like guevara
when i drop bars hotter than queen amadala
ya gotta spit hotter if you even want to bother
‘cause i’m so on firе, i guess i am your father

[verse 2: luke skywalker (jughead jay)]
looks like i’m back on tatooinе for this bomb rap
‘cause judging by your looks, i’m bullseyeing another womp rat
i mean, this cartoonish commie wants to be in power
but the only thing this coward needs to be in is a shower
when skywalker rises, better start planning your escape
i’ll blast your band of guerillas back to the planet of the apes
this mascot tries to act like castro with his flows
but you’re a carbon copy of him* is this attack of the clones?
any disadvantage, i can still overthrow your command
whether without han solo, or with a solo hand
your raps are co*rs* and rough* the force is what i’m flowin’ on
leia ‘nother verse down, i’ve already obi*wan
[verse 3: che guevara]
chico esp*cial, i’d can it with the slander
i’m a godd*mn phantom menacing spanish commander
and to say i’m gross ain’t something you wanna hit towards
yoda’s ass or your sister; which one do you kiss more?
this disney princess can’t talk
you’re shacking up with mickey mouse and you call me the mascot?
selling out to corporations ’till the money’s bottomless
i may have failed revolting but at least i’m still a communist

[verse 4: luke skywalker]
i lit up the dark side, you hardly sparked a revolution
must be frozen in carbonite ‘cause you couldn’t start a movement
you failed uniting nations and you failed at dissing
you’re like a stormtrooper* you prevail at missing
i could take on more tyrants than you in a day
this star is topping che like i was a beret
you’ve meddled with the rebels and that i can’t let fly
this is your second execution, thanks to the last jedi

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