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sink the tower - ylvis lyrics

i’m so tired of those useless politicians
they have wasted far too much for far too long
they have spent a ridiculous amount
can those morons even count?
everything they touch goes wrong

yes, together we will crush the diving tower
we will tear it down and sink it in the lake
we’ll tell the mayor that he’s fat
and then we’ll microwave his cat
for making such a terrible mistake

sink the tower
(sink the tower, burn the tower)
burn the tower
(burn the tower, sink the tower)
sink it now before it is too late

we will sink the diving tower
we will kick and shout and spit
we will sh*t in giant buckets
yes, we’ll cover the tower in sh*t
we will shoot it with the cannon
blow it up with tnt
we will burn it to the ground
and we will sink it in the sea
excuse me, mr. riot coordinator
do we have to do the sinking thing tonight?
you see, my wife plays the guitar
and she really needs the car
because the lessons are on the other side of town

when you mention it, i’m late for bikram yoga
(me too)
and the dog i have at home won’t walk itself
(i must practice clarinet)
we have a meeting at fau
and we have quite a lot to do
yes, if we could postpone it that would be great for me too

sink the tower
(tomorrow, maybe friday evening)
burn the tower
(maybe it better be tuesday morning)
i’m sure that we can figure something out
(figure it out)

we will sink the diving tower
but maybe not tonight
we will chop it up in tiny pieces when the time is right
trygve’s playing tennis
and jon is driving kids
and kåre is responsible for feeding his neighbor’s fish
can someone make a spreadsheet
quick, write down our names
column a is name and number
and column b is available days
there we have our answer
(sink it)
friday’s best for all
(burn it)
we will sink the tower on friday
between three thirty*five and four

- ylvis lyrics

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