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dwarves vs leprechauns - yogscast lyrics

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[verse 1: dwarves]
we dig all day and drink all night
we never back down from a fight
don’t be downwind if you are smart
we’re dwarven men who love to fart

[verse 2: leprechauns]
hey now ya boys don’t me laff
you call that beer?
it makes me baff
that p-ss-thin stuff tastes worse than sh-te
we’re leprechauns, we drink it right

[verse 3: dwarves]
go back to stealing old mens shoes
you probably put them in your booze
your gold doesn’t even fill a pot
you dress like you’ve been covered in snot

[verse 4: leprechauns]
your talk is big but you’re just fat
you smell worse than a sewer rat
your songs are cr-p and the words are worse
so diggy dig up a better verse

[verse 5: dwarves]
your lucky charms are just knick-knacks
that’s a beard?
there’s more hair on my sack!
now ride your rainbow out this place
before i hit you in the face

[verse 6: leprechauns]
your brains are thick and your hair is sp-rs-
i’ll shove that axe right up your -rs-
now shut your mouth you sound a fool
forget your pick you’re the biggest tool

[outro: gnome]
err excuse me, barkeep, could i please have half a shandy?

- yogscast lyrics

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