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blue waffle - yung stiff rick lyrics

[intro]
i just shat my ass
yun head, obama loves you
yung stiff rick in this b*tch, n*gga
sapfir

[verse 1: yung stiff rick & lil itchy b*lls]
nut in his ass like a cream filled oreo
i caught my uncle jackin’ it to four year olds
she eat my milk up just like some cheerios
i nut in her b*tt, then i f*ck a box of cereal
she sucked on my d*ck, but i p*ssed in her mouth
she is my sister ’cause we’re from the south
i got this cheese, they called me a mouse
seein’ itchy b*lls, then i’m finna eat him out
if my b*tch don’t like me, i’mma blow up her house
go in the ocean, then b*ttf*ck a trout
seein’ yo’ grandma, then i’m gonna plow
i finger my dog, thеn i drown in his brown
hold up, i’m tryna think of a noun
i cummed in his booty, he let out a frown
whеn i see a thick femboy, i just go to town
d*ck so tiny like i’m from chinatown
yo’ b*tch smell like sh*t, she oscar the grouch
tip lookin’ dusty from f*ckin’ a couch
booty real big, i’mma get on top and mount
what the f*ck does that mean, n*gga, i’m out (ayy, ayy, ayy)
[verse 2: lil itchy b*lls]
b*tch, i’m r*t*rded, you can call me darius
her cl*t is so hairy, that sh*t is hilarious
when i’m deep in his cheeks, i’m feelin’ mysterious
leadin’ minorities to me, call me harriet
is this motherf*cker actually a h0m*s*xual?
tried to eat her out, but that sh*t is not edible
stretch out her p*ssy, godd*mn, she so flexible (ayy!)
no aftercare, yeah, i will not mend a hoe (ayy, ayy)
you tryna get in these cheeks? you not credible
you got a pack like ten inches minimal
pull up to his house, put my d*ck in his bootyhole (swag!)
watchin’ the office, f*ckin’ inside cubicles (swag, swag)
if you tryna f*ck tonight, you better start lubin’, bro (swag!)
just shot a gay dude and i made him cum
my hoe got the ’tism, lil’ b*tch, you just dumb (swag!)
i’m drinkin’ his p*ss like some coconut rum
my b*tch got a c*ck, put it right up her b*tt
now i got sh*t all over my nuts
kick the b*tch out ’cause she readin’ some sm*t
halfway gay, so halfway i strut (swag, swag)
(i’m not gay!)

[verse 3: lil baking soda & girthgod]
d*ck hurt bleedin’ ’cause i’m stuck f*ckin’ a shoppin’ cart
i hop on tiktok and i’m watchin’ sad edits of bart (d*mn!)
f*ckin’ on homer when i find him in the kwik*e*mart
then i pull up to his house, now i’m gonna f*ck on bart (what?)
my b*tch’s p*b*s blue, so i just call her marge
his face a canvas, so i’m cummin’ on it and i call it art (kurt!)
b*tches be at six flags talmbout “i wanna ride on hogglefart”
my b*tches always on me, so i had to hit the sp*ce bar (ayy, ayy)
sorry, ladies, but i am actually a gaytard (ayy, ayy)
i’m sleepin’ in my bed and it’s shaped like a race car (ayy, ayy)
swiss army p*n*s, i’mma k!ll this f*cker while i’m hard
my dad left me when i was three (mm, mm)
r. kelly at the crib drinkin’ some pee (mm, mm)
la*di*da*dum, la*di*da*di (mm, ayy)
she makin’ some noise when i take her from the back
i f*ck her and i tell her to leave
i am not black, but call me steve
call me fire ’cause i’m flint and steelin’ yo’ b*tch, call me king std
(ayy, ayy, ayy, i’m gay)
[verse 4: girthgod]
lil baking soda on my motorola
he sip on my cum like it’s some coca cola
i’m g*ngb*ngin’ dudes as i’m watchin’ some dora
oil him up, i’mma grab the canola
just f*cked my own ass ’cause i think i’m bipolar
pull up to mcchick’s house and then i say “hola”
fist in his b*tthole, he gave me ebola
that cake is my breakfast, man, f*ck the granola
nut in his booty like lilmar did to him
bendin’ him over and blow out his rim
jong un, his jaw, f*ckin’ him while he stim
ridin’ his missile, you’d think i was kim
possible, jerkin’ his d*ck while i listen to audible
dodgin’ these women like they is some obstacles
got a tom on me cruisin’, mission impossible
feelin’ unstoppable

[outro]
d*mn, rickarino, this sh*t was some ass, never make music again
you filthy fat piece of sh*t
i just shat my ass

- yung stiff rick lyrics

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