
i'm a dad - yung tax collector lyrics
[intro]
hi, i’m a nice, white male who has finally had some children. i am happy to be a father because i can do all of these cool things. for example, i’ll tell you right here in the form of a hip*hop song
[producer tag]
jammy on the beat, boy
[verse]
i can tell my kids big stories
about when i was in school, but they’re kinda boring
i had straight a’s all the time
bullies never messed with me because i’m in my prime
when you’re a father, you can do many things
like tell your kids to go on the swing
instead of be in your face
about “hey, dad? can i do a car race?”
no, son, you can’t have any money
but i’ll tell you something real funny
here, just pull my finger
ha! i got you. i’m a little stinker
i’m gonna name my children janiel and jabecky
her friends call her jabecca but that’s okay, i’m picky
i only want their names to start with a j
just to be honest, i’m kinda craz*ay
what was i gonna say?
i don’t really know, i’m kinda done for today
i’m gonna go take a nap anyway
i’ll see you guys later, i’m gonna hit the hay
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