my leg - yuno miles lyrics
[chorus]
i’m a pirate because i can’t hoop
i’m a bad basketball player because i can’t shoot
just ran into a wall and chipped my tooth
lost a game of 2k andsaid, “*raging noises*”
i got smacked in my head, it went, “*crying noises*”
i just heard a beaver go, “bhbhbhbhbhbh”
i just went to my neighbor and said, “ayy, can i get some candy?”
all i heard was, “karate!”, hold on, sandy?
my phone is charging, it’s ‘bout to die
fought somebody in the grocery store over some fries
i think this is the door, “pshh”, d*mn, i hit my leg
that dude ran over my foot, look, look, ahh, my leg!
[verse]
accidentally robbed santa claus, i took his sled
i just got beat up by somebody with no hands
lost a fight to spider*man and thе sandman
ayy, ayy, bro, you still got my drawers on?
seen a t*rex, he was likе, “rrrraaaaahhhh”
seen waluigi, he was like, “waaaaaaahh”
i can’t believe squidward nose really look just like a d*ck (what?)
[chorus]
i’m a pirate because i can’t hoop
i’m a bad basketball player because i can’t shoot
just ran into a wall and chipped my tooth
lost a game of 2k andsaid, “*raging noises*”
i got smacked in my head, it went, “*crying noises*”
i just heard a beaver go, “bhbhbhbhbhbh”
i just went to my neighbor and said, “ayy, can i get some candy?”
all i heard was, “karate!”, hold on, sandy?
my phone is charging, it’s ‘bout to die
fought somebody in the grocery store over some fries
i think this is the door, “pshh”, d*mn, i hit my leg
that dude ran over my foot, look, look, ahh, my leg!
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