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these are the inventions i said no to - zach timson lyrics

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[albert einstein]
as a patent clerk, i sat all day
as the world’s inventions came my way
it was up to me to decide if they were good enough

some ideas were fresh and new
but some were garbage through and through
so, these are the inventions i said no to

[scientist 1]
uh, edible boats?

[albert einstein]
no

[scientist 2]
goggles for ducks?

[albert einstein]
no

[scientist 3]
electric bathtubs!

[albert einstein]
no
[scientist 4]
or soccer pucks

[albert einstein]
no

[scientist 5]
poison that looks like candy?

[albert einstein]
no
that’ll never come in handy
these are the inventions i said no to

[scientist 2]
how ’bout a hat for your b*tt?

[albert einstein]
no

[scientist 1]
a pillow of steel?

[albert einstein]
no
[scientist 6]
a bird elеvator?

[albert einstein]
no

[scientist 7]
i’ve got one, the wheel!

[albert einstein]
no

[albert einstein, spoken]
wait, wait, did you just say thе wheel?
you didn’t invent the wheel, that was invented thousands of years ago
so, no!

[various historic murals/etchings/paintings, sung]
no!
no!
no!
no!

- zach timson lyrics

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