porno star - alcoholocaust lyrics
it all started just like this, my girlfriend walked in on my dad takin’ a whizz, man – she came back sreamin’ “hey boy, why isn’t yours as big as his?” – now i stand here in a state of shock ‘cuz my girlfriend’s gonna be daydreamin’ about my dad’s, well, you know – every time we go to make love, she’s gonna be thinkin’ about him! — john holmes, ron jeremy, they fill out their bvd’s – they might be bigger than you or me but, they can’t hold a candle to my d.a.d. ‘cuz — daddy should’a been a p-rno star — there’s a twinkle in her eye, it’s plain to see, and a void that exists between her and me – ever since the day she saw dad’s anatomy – i know the cubic weight of mercury – h-ll man, i know the capital of china – but now i know i’m not the biggest thing to ever be inside mom’s, well, you know! — says he’s got a mean machine and he keeps it hidden in his jeans – no, genetics wasn’t fair to me, man, the joke is in my pants you’ll see
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