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lirik lagu barney calhoun vs. lamarr. epic rap battles of half-life – ataliste

[ intro * announcer ]
epic rap battles of half life
barney calhoun, versus, lamarr
begin

[ verse 1 * barney calhoun ]
of all the fools in city 17 who would have ever guessed?
the only fool to challenge me is kleiner’s little stupid pest
you don’t have ears to hear the warning everybody’s gone and told ya
now you’re first in line to get my daily beating quota
i’m iconic you’re moronic looking like some mangled chicken
while you’re jumping all around the combine’s ass i have been kickin’
if you’re scared and want to lеave you can bet that it’s all intentional
i’ll sеnd you packin’ running back in to yo momma’s t*st*cl*

[ verse 2 * lamarr ]
at last i get a chance to combat kleiner’s favourite doormat
scared of p*ssy always getting nightmares ’bout a little cat
i’m causing more destruction than the war that lasted seven hours
you cause me to laugh ’cause you’re a worse spy than austin powers
teleporting vents i’m lurking rocking in my rocket launching
can’t keep track of all these tasty heads that i’ve been munching
owing people beer while i’m just owning you right here
little b. calhoun will be gone soon you’re sweating bullets showing lots of fear

[ verse 3 * barney calhoun ]
you’re not munching anyone
you’ve got no t**th you’ve been debeaked
you only suck on watermelons like you suck all day of the week
i teleported too in my own game look there’s my portrait
i got blue shift you’re a puke sh*t irrelevant and unimportant
pounding through these rhymes like the ground gets pounded by a thumper
pound you too like how i pound every single dumb little head humper
eradicate ya, erase ya but just one more thing before i waste ya
remember my name it’s me barney from black mesa

[ verse 4 * lamarr, consoling couple * male ]
how am i irrelevant when everybody would have to agree?
half of half life 2 would never even happen without me
don’t be proud of blue shift when that game is shorter than i am
they didn’t add you in episode 2 cause they didn’t give a d*mn
i’ve been busy bossing kleiner he’s been busy bossing you around
so let’s be honest
who’s the real pet? who’s the real clown?
i may not have t**th but i got rep and i’m reppin all that cred
and kleiner’s headcrab is probably eating grade*a head!

[ intro * announcer ]
who won?
who’s next?
you decide
epic rap battles of half life

- ataliste

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