lirik lagu so high in foodland – b.a.johnston
customer comes in, says:
“this whipped cream is defective
strawberry shortcake, the family has rejected
can i get another one or perhaps a refund?”
i say: “bud, no problem”
go to the walk-in and get some cool whip and i put that can right to my lips and i suck out all that sweet, sweet nitrous
go to the customer and say: “dessert is saved”
but i know it’s not, and i’m a d-ck
’cause you can’t have no whipped cream without the nitrous
and i’m so high, so high in foodland
and i’m so high, so high in foodland
manager comes by and says:
“we got a problem, another case of cool whip is defective”
i say:
“that’s weird, seems like a brand name that could be trusted”
manager leaves and i am happy
manager returns and i am b-mmed
he says: “can you stock the milk walk-in?”
i am happy again
go to the milk walk-in and stock some milk
then i sit on a crate and eat some fudge
then i suck some nitrous, eat some fudge, suck some nitrous…
and i’m so high, so high in foodland
and i’m so high, so high in foodland
i wonder what’s in canned corn beef
then i realize i don’t wanna know
then steely dan comes on the radio
and as i dance to ‘reelin’ in the years’
realize i am one with canned corn beef
i am one with toilet duck, i am one with charmin
and i’m so high, so high in foodland
and i’m so high, so high in foodland
next time you’re in foodland and you see a bag boy
who’s kind of lazy and has got red, red eyes
don’t be angry, hey man don’t you dare and be surprised
because when you pay someone the least you can
expect them to dance to steely dan
expect your customers to return all their whipped cream cans
and i’m so high, so high in foodland
and i’m so high, so high in foodland
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